Hang up the Gloves

I am a little angry at Sylvester Stallone. Now that may seem irrational and misdirected, but I feel as though he has completely disappointed me more then once over the past couple of weeks.

I have loved Sly for as long as I can remember. Between Rocky, Rambo, Cliffhanger and of course, Over the Top (yes, I liked the movie. My dad is my hero and he drives a truck. Nothing is cooler then arm wrestling and truck driving) I forgave him for such movies as Rocky V, Oscar and Stop or My Mom Will Shoot.

When he re-emerged this past year with The Contender, I was ecstatic. A boxing reality show hosted by Rocky himself. That's quality television right there. The season was good although I was disappointed a little by the chopped up fights, the fact that Joey's face got busted open and Peter Manfredo Jr. lost. But, that's the way it goes.

My first beef with Mr. Stallone is that joke of a rematch between Peter and Sergio for the Contender belt. I had waited with much anticipation for the rematch since the show ended in May. I stayed up to 2:30 am to watch the undercards and the main event. Peter kicked the crap out of Sergio, but it ended in a split decision and Sergio retained the belt. Now maybe this wasn't totally Sly's fault but I blame him nonetheless.

Next up was the announcement that he had signed on to do Rocky VI. Hold on, let me say that again...ROCKY VI?? Did they not see Rocky V? Why can't we just leave a good thing alone. I love Rocky. Quote it religiously. But come on...there is no way this could ever be a quality film. Let it lie, Sly. Maybe you need the money but this is NOT a good idea.

Then today as I began my work day ritual of checking my email and reading the day's headlines, I read that he has signed on to do a fourth Rambo. It is set to begin filming in the spring although they have no director and no script. That sounds like a recipe for success if I have ever heard it.

One of these indiscretions in and of itself might not seem so bad but when you combine all of these together, I can only arrive at one conclusion. He's lost his mind. And I am severely disappointed.