Modest SHC seeks tall, dark, handsome non-metrosexual man to enjoy romantic evenings watching The Karate Kid and listening to Bon Jovi. Must be non smoker, non golfer, and non idiot who loves football, poker, boxing and traveling. Said individual will act like a real man which includes (but is not limited to) no waxing, blow drying, manicures, pedicures or any other form of grooming typically reserved for girls.
He will also allow me to explore my shoe BPI to its full potential while passing no judgment whatsoever. Bonus: a job, not living in your parent's basement and having your 21st birthday at least 5 years ago. Any man with NMF need not respond. However if you do have NMF and are adverse to wearing sandals, we can talk. Please respond before February or I am doomed to share a cabin on a cruise to Mexico with my parents.
Thank you.
Key:
(SHC) - single hot chick
(BPI) - buying power index
(NMF) - nasty man feet
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SHB is looking to hook up with SHC. Don't have NMF but I do have LCNH. Write back if you are interested.
Key
SHB: Single Hot Boy (under 23)
LCHN: Long Curly Nose Hair
Who doesn't like LCNH? That just means you don't groom, which is hot.
mcdougall...
leave thte LCNH alone!
Pooh
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