Monday, October 03, 2005

Nothing to fear but fear itself

Since Halloween is coming up, I thought I'd write about some things that scare me. I hope this doesn't incite any rage or cause a negative backlash among those of you who get upset about talking up the holidays too early. I figured since it was October, I was safe.

I am a wuss...I'll be the first to admit it. Fear can be a very debilitating emotion. I am afraid of almost everything. Some rational, some not so rational but still scary nonetheless.

The fear at the forefront lately has been dogs. Now I know they are supposed to be warm, loving and cuddly but I see them as vicious beasts who exist solely to torture me. I am terrified of them. Big dogs, little dogs, nice or mean...it doesn't matter. I do not provoke them, taunt or tease them. I just try to keep my distance. I had multiple bad experiences with dogs as a child and have not been able to overcome this fear. They cause me to freeze up completely and have a major case of anxiety.

Last night I was confronted by the mother of all beasts. Big is an understatement. This dog was the dog from The NeverEnding Story. She outweighed me by about 50 pounds. So basically, I freaked. This angered Cujo, who jumped on me and barked in my face, and proceeded to make me cry.

Other random fears...falling off of a bridge, public speaking, the dentist and the fact that pictures like this exist of me...


and I was sober.

5 comments:

Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

luv the pic

Anonymous said...

I am just stating for the record that this certain "dog" in particular is sooo cute and a big ham! You are just delusional.

Palooza said...

Umm, you are certifiably a nut! Not because of your fears but because you put a picture of yourself online to circulate to millions of people around the world! Rock on!

McDougall said...

No one reads this crap anyway.

McDougall said...

Nah...I have hotter pics if you are pimping me out. I just thought it was funny.